The Perfect Dress
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best
dressed mother-of-the-bride ever.
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother.
Jennifer asked her step-mother to exchange it, but she refused.
"Absolutely not.
I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she
replied.Jennifer told her mother who graciously said,
"Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress.
After all, it's your
special day."
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous
dress.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you
going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing
it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."
NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T
ENJOY THIS STORY? SEND IT TO EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW!!!!
I thought this joke was so appropriate for this blog. Let me hear any other wedding jokes you may have.
Celi Photography Contact info: Ph# (619)370-6025 ~~~~~~ www.celiphotography.com
5 comments:
LOL! Smart Woman!
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
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